15 Texts You Do NOT Want To Get From Your Daughter


15 Texts You Do NOT Want To Get From Your Daughter

1. A whole lot of fatherly NOPE.

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2. This is why your daughter should never date a guy named Dave or Daniel or Damien…or put his name in her phone as Daddy 😉 (people have weird fetishes, I don’t know).

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3. “I’M DOING FINE” should really save that whole $#^%show of a conversation.

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4. SNAP.

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5. Someone’s going to get a hurt.

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6. …WHY ISN’T HE ANSWERING?!

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7. NOT YOUR MOTHER’S CORPSE, DAMN IT MONICA!

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8. I told you. Don’t date guys named DAN! No one listens to me… -_-

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9. As a dad, you’d never be able to unsee this, and as a man, you never usually would want to…but somehow the universe decided to be a dick and gave you a super hot daughter.

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10. …Oh GOD.

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11. Good to know you taught her safety first.

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12. Drugs or a boyfriend…not sure what’s worse for a father.

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13. OH DEAR GOD, NO, LILY, NO!

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14. Mom’s shaved pork will forever be tainted by this memory.

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15. … Oh…mom.

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